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Shorts: 25 September 2005

by Ta-ta Dingle Dangle

Anti-war protesters march in London to demand Bush pullout from Iraq
LONDON - Thousands of anti-war protesters marched through London on Saturday to demand that President George Bush pull troops out of Iraq.

It is believed the protest will be largely unsuccesful as George Bush is president of the United States and not Britain.

U.S. Department of Homeland Security, "Threat Level: Severe"
WASHINGTON D.C. - According to undisclosed sources from undisclosed locations, undisclosed disclosures reveal that a new threat - Extreme Islamic Terrorist Hurricanes - are set to descend on Southern U.S. cities bordering the Gulf Coast.

Cheney's aneurysm surgery a success
The procedure lasted six hours and while there were no complications, vice-president Cheny died in the recovery room.