Rudolph chilling, listening to "More Bounce to the Ounce," in the backyard after a hard night's work (with special guest appearance by plastic pink flamingo #1).
“We feel like we’re good at giving people an experience that elevates their dignity, that makes them feel special,” he said. “If you do it carefully and you pay attention to the details, there’s an opportunity to blend people together. And when we all start hanging out together, we just start to understand each other better. That’s really what I am hoping for.”
The Republican Party and the Democratic Party both suck. There is no lesser evil. They are both evil. We keep letting them tell us the other party is the problem. The problem is that we believe that. The problem is that we should be keeping our parties honest, not blaming the other parties.
It's not a very charitable feeling. There's very little 'good will towards men' in it. Santa may leave me a lump of coal. But...I am so proud of myself for cultivating a relationship with my boss where they completely ignore me in everything personal, including Christmas greetings, while still communicating with me professionally when necessary.
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A Christmas Carol. In Prose. Being a Ghost Story of Reason. OR. It's an Ayn Rand Christmas. ~ The Gift of the Influencers ~ The Gospel According to Matthew (in progress) ~ The Little Oregon Book of HorrorsLess Long
Clownageddon ~ Finding Sasquatch ~ The Last Blockbuster ~ Piggly Wiggly ~ Star Trek ~ Subarus Azzurros ~ Tech Support ~ Terrorist Suicide Attack Chipmunks ~ Tub of IceEven Less Long
Haiku ~ Very Short Stories~
Howdy, people of the internet. Welcome. This is a place for my stuff. It's a forum for my musings. I'm glad you're here.
Groovy thing. Some of my stories have been read in Glen Reads Books (to you) by Nuzzle House. Piggly Wiggly is available here. A couple stories from The Little Oregon Book of Horrors are available here. A couple more stories from The Little Oregon Book of Horrors are available here.
About me. I was born in the previous millennium. I am over half a century old. I live here. I am mildly alarmed to be living in a place named the Ring of Fire, a place known for earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, sneaker waves, tornadoes, landslides, wildfires, and unfortunate amounts of bird droppings. There are also large trees. I believe people should know how very special they are. I am a bit of an absurdist. I work in the book mines.
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