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2025.05.01 :: library

I upset a patron the other day. A teen with their mother. They were all over the nonfiction section, occasionally stopping to look at the catalog on their phone, finding then pulling book after book. After awhile they'd amassed a sizable pile to lug around.

They didn't seem to need my help and I was happy not to give it.

A bit later they walked up to my desk and said they couldn't find one. I asked for the title. The patron told me, and as I typed it into my search they said, "I have it right here." I looked up. They were holding their phone out to me. There it was, the book in our catalog.

"Fantastic," I said. I turned back to my computer, turned the screen so they could see it, and continued searching.

"But I have it right here," they said.

I looked up, smiled, and told them I had access to a slightly different catalog.

Cue betrayal face.

I pointed to the screen to show them when the book had last been checked in (today) and told them it was probably over in circ waiting to hop on one of the shelving carts. Said they should give me a couple moments and I'd go check.

As I got up from the desk, the patron looked at their mother and said, "that's cheating." Mom smiled sympathetically.

I found the book and handed it to the patron. The look they gave me makes me fear I may have just started them on their villain arc.




2025.06.28 :: library

The birds. They are forming alliances.

Looking into an open doorway of library meeting room. Long conference table with chairs around it. Empty. On the wall next to the doorway reads a sign stating Bird Alliance meeting is postponed. Underneath the typed message are half a dozen bird silhouettes.




2025.06.29 :: library

Practice Random Acts of Reading.

Hung print of a woman with long, red hair pulling a red wagon filled with books. There is a double sidewalk with a fancy white picket fence. Behind the fence are hundreds of tall flowers threatening to overflow the fence. A couple of the books have fallen from the wagon. One book, having fallen face up, is being read by a little brown cat. A little gray cat is in front of the woman, looking back. Text on the print reads Practice Random Acts of Reading.




2025.07.09 :: library

close the library.




2025.07.22 :: library

Library Courier is a very dangerous job in the library world. Shuttling books back and forth ain’t for the faint of heart. As you can see from the picture below, the courier needs protection from the library books. It’s not that the books are evil as such, but they are off the shelf and away from their friends which means they’re scared, confused, and likely to attack until they find themselves back in a library or in the hands of a patron.

Nothing is better to a library book than being in the hands of a patron.

This van just had new security equipment installed but the courier is far braver than I, those books could muscle through those bars at any moment and do some serious damage.

books in milk crates in the back of a van with a metallic grate separating the driver and the books.




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