Tools And Resources


Tools
John Kerry, Howard Dean, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, John Edwards, Joe Liberman

Resources
Campaign Song: Money, Pink Floyd


Campaign Slogans:

bakiwop...walking for president because running is too much damn work

bakiwop...The Omniberalative OmniAmerican Party Candidate

bakiwop...Running for president so you don't have to

bakiwop for pesident...come on, pretty please?

vote for the guy who'll give ya free stuff...vote bakiwop

vote bakiwop or don't vote at all!

vote for bakiwop you stupid idiot!

a vote for bakiwop is a vote for bakiwop

bakiwop...kissin' babies, and your ass, for the presidency

bakiwop...give me money money money to run for the presidency so i can make lots more money money money

bakiwop...the lazy lack of focus memory president

vote for bakiwop: neither the brains of George W. Bush nor the moxie of Bill Clinton